What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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