ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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