: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
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