hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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