god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
