I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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