Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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