I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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