I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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