It's like a parade of train wrecks.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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