Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
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