I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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