Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
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