Buhtt sex?
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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