I need help removing her.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
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