...so i touched it.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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