ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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