My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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