Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
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