How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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