I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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