shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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