Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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