I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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