Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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