Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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