he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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