i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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