I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
My bed smells like the plague
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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