My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Bring me that man meat
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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