No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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