She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
