Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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