This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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