so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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