He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
