some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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