I've blown a few things in my day
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Randomize
