My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Randomize
