Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Randomize
