what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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