I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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