How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
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