do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
and you fell through a lawn chair
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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