A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
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