I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Why is there bacon in the couch?
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Randomize
