so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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