Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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