You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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