For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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