Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
