But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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